Types of People

I've come across all kinds. Here are the few regulars:

Type1: The sloth - the person who wishes he could get bigger and stronger by eating and sleeping. Favourite question: 'how do you do it?' and proceeds to reason it with bla,bla,bla, self comfort and lazy-ass attitude. You reap what you sow.

Type2: The has-been - the person who 'was there' a million years ago and talks about never really getting to 'done that.' News flash: 'Done that' never comes for us. Never 'done.'

Type3: The want-to - overlaying signs with type 1, this person prolly has a weight set at home and a membership somewhere fancy. Makes the journey every time a pig flies. The membership is a social conformity which needs to be made known. Throw a stone and you'll hit 5.

Type4: The poser - the person who likes to think he is a part of the game but performs flea-weight curls while looking to see if anyone's watching. Most are hoggers. Ends up with a tiny nipple for biceps but wears clothes 3 sizes too small. In many cases, rest of the physique is zero. The dirt in my eye every time i pass a 'health club'.

These are just some traits of each and if i listed them all, i'd be able to fill volumes.

- Trainwreck